Jul 22, 2013

I have a story in this anthology of short fiction inspired by David Lynch:

Also a new piece of flash fiction online here. It's named after a Notorious B.I.G. song, which should be reason enough to read it.

I am moving to Canada eventually.

My back hurts a lot.

I am reading a book on neuro-linguistic programming.

One of my buses home didn't show today, so I had to walk to catch another bus. No problem.

Mar 2, 2013

Did "Macho Man" Randy Savage ever write a self-help book? If so, it'd be the only book I need!

Someday I will realize my dream of becoming a professional wrestler!

Jan 25, 2013

Oh no, it's been almost a month since I've posted a "Macho Man" Randy Savage Slim Jim commercial! That is simply unacceptable.